530. Why are you searching for Maleven on Gumtree?

529. Mart, did you see the London Eye?

528. I feel like I’ve spent a large portion of my adult life waiting for people to stop talking to other people.

527. - Can I read you a Dagga Groin limerick? - Yes please.

526. Bro if u had stuck around I would've let u taste the best veggie wors of ur life. But u sleepin

525. I'm going to play thrash metal unless you stop me.