423. You haven't had a no liker for ages. I'm going to keep an eye on it.

422. So high in your suit

421. I'm offended that you sent me a screengrab of the wombles wiki like I don't have a clue exactly who the fuck they are

420. I can't believe we have 10 limericks either inspired by or written by you.

419. 'I hope you metabolize that wine and tortellini and then turn it into seed and plant it upon my front head.'