353. Fuck, who cares what sex the cat is.

352. Martin, I thought you were on your phone but you were just adjusting your flower.

351. I should have mounted his fucking face and pounded away.

350. Are we taking part or just drawing bogey tweets and Keke eating babanas

349. The only time I wore a (cricket) helmet was because I didn't have a nice enough hat.

348. You are the master of double digits

347. Last night was crowdsurfed on by singer from one of favourite bands who also EFTs me if people buy zine in joburg. Moments later someone passed wind and it stunk

346. All i have in life are daily workouts and seeing other men's cocks in the showers

345. I can't help thinking, "One of those men on stage has held my cock in their hand." - my brother