269. Oh and as for being "creeped out", you should only know what your friends really think about a 29 year old dating a 20 year old. It's pretty gross.

268. Old Man Salie is so snoep I know there's no way she got that cabbage from him.

267. That's nothing compared to the sounds I hear on my CD Walkman.

266. My corn will be ready at at 19:20 tomorrow. If you are interested.

265. #yolofaggins