258. "Iron Man 3- EPIC! Love that they introduced Pepper as Rescue...and CANT WAIT for Thor and Star Trek!!!!!! I am a NERD and I aint afraid to SHOW it...I'm sexy and I KNOW it! Bha ha ha ha! #jacquesthinksiamweird" - If you take her on a date you get tagged in her statuses plus hashtagged

257. -What about "The Three Little Pigs"? -That's what I said! I told her, "Ma, make your house with bricks!"

256. Adam on "Taken 2": I will find you again, and kill you again, this time, for real.

255. Please don't bother Jonathan. He has boerewors to sell and a shahlumpie to smoke.