277. Is he saying fagits twodope and silent gay Or faggy twodope and sielnt gay Which would make morr sense, becausr its shaggy 2dope, and faggy twodope would be structurally correct Whereas faghits twodope and silemt gay already implies they are gay, with silent gay merely instating a 'double gay' clause Plus faggie twodope sounds funnier
261. -You know why? You can't outgrief a griefer. I've been in this game since 2004. I've been on the internet since 1984. -Wow. -My first computer was a Timex Sinclair. I know every trick in the fucking book. -Wow. -I was insulting peons like you on CB Radio in the 1970s. You think you can insult me? My car cost me more than the house you in than the mother your mother's house the the base the basement. -I am truly impressed.
250. Idea for a short documentary film: A humble sixty year old widowed antiques expert, whose insolent children have estranged him, documents his journey of getting a tattoo sleeve as per the instructions of casting agents for an antiques-based reality programme seeking to make him eccentric enough for television.
237. Mid-twenties American girl arrives at the end of a dinner party. She asks if she can have some of the leftover penne pasta on the table and, standing, takes some out of the bowl with her right hand and eats it. Leaving one penne between her index and middle finger like a cigarette, she lowers her right hand to waist height and initiates a non-penne-related anecdote. When asked whether she would like some leftover meatballs, penne is discarded atop firewood.
228. Oh I meant to tell you yesterday, I might have said the funniest thing I've ever said in my life, or at least in the last two months. My friend drank some coke and started choking. He then said, "That went down the wrong hole." and I said, "What? Your butt hole?" I started tearing and laughed for thirty minutes.
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