214. -So much pooh has come out of my bum -Throughout your life? Or just recently? -In life

213. -What are you wearing to the reunion? -I don't know. I don't have many smart clothes, so probably what I'd wear to court. Smart casual.

212. I had an uncle who abused me. His name was Observatory.

211. -Yeah, he's dropping Christian albums now and stuff. -Who's this? -Brian (Littrell)! -Well buy me a fucking rosary, nigga!

210. One of the perks was that there were two trays of bacon and I'm sure if I finished them both, they would refill it. Unlimited bacon. Unlimited bacon.

209. "Error U041: The following ink may have run out. Replacing the ink tank is recommended." (Canon Pixma MP630 will not let you scan a drawing because you might have run out of magenta ink) / "Error U042: The following ink may have run out. Replacing the ink tank is recommended." (Canon Pixma MP630 will not let you scan a drawing even though you have refilled the potentially empty magenta ink tank with your own urine)

208. It feels like I'm just some 20 year old that you get points from your friends for fucking.

207. Can't imagine how happy u must be bud Winning a derby is like having sex with a 20 year old

206. Where's the Hova? / Give me Hova or give me death. / I demand the Hova. Let's turn this car into a Hovacraft.

205. I wanna use this number 88. Indalo? Number 88: "You are fucking sick And evil and dangerous And a CURSE And you are a true sinner. Of the worst kind You are FUCKED UP and you need help".

204. U start blog again Why? Not clean 200? I thought it ended so well And was a long purge with reward of 20 year old girlfriend at end Can't be undone You've made indiana jones 4

203. -How do you feel about Apocalypse and his power? -Well, how do you feel about Holocaust?

202. Yesterday I was thinking, "It would be nice to kill myself."

201. also, love makes you kak lazy. you haven't updated your blog all week.